

The Only Good Soup in India (Pending Food Poisoning)
My food poisoning and the lack of good soups in India
6 days ago7 min read


Like This Soup, Grad School Is Painfully Sweet and Sour
Like grad school, this soup sucked
Mar 246 min read


This Brisket Reminded Me of My Beefs, and Now You’re Gonna Hear About Them
The brisket in question Today was the first day of the Jewish holiday of Passover. In honor of this time of rebirth and repentance, I...
Apr 135 min read


My Soupscribers' Queries, Answered
In my ever-flowing beneficence, I have decided to answer my subscriber's soup-related questions. Yes, sometimes a soup connoisseur must...
Apr 14 min read


Soup Season Is Year-Round and If You Think Otherwise You Are a Knave and Nincompoop
An open recipe to all my soup-slurping supporters: Today, I emerge from a break in my soup connoisseurship endeavors. Some would posit it...
Nov 1, 20243 min read


Shabu Shack of Horrors: Diners Steal My Identity
People stole my soup
Jun 16, 20247 min read


Eating "The First Noodle of China" (A Highly Dubious Claim)
This was not the first noodle of China
Mar 29, 20246 min read